Conspiracy Girlie - Social Commentary Heavyweight Unisex Tee
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Conspiracy Girlie – Social Commentary Heavyweight Unisex Tee is for the girlies who keep screenshots, remember what everyone said six months ago, and quietly wait for the “conspiracy theory” to become tomorrow’s breaking news. There’s a running joke that the time between “that’s a conspiracy” and “well…apparently that happened” is about six months—and this tee is for everyone who appreciates the humor in that increasingly familiar cycle.
The colorful celestial design brings together a watchful eye, crescent moon, UFO, planets and stars in a playful pink-and-cosmic graphic that’s cute, cheeky and just suspicious enough to get people talking. And the best part? You never have to explain exactly which conspiracy you’re referring to.
Printed on the classic Gildan 5000, this heavyweight unisex tee has a substantial 5.3 oz./yd² feel with a comfortable everyday fit, short sleeves, a crew neckline, ribbed collar, and taped neck and shoulders for added durability. Pair it with jeans, cargos, shorts or a skirt, or layer it under your favorite jacket when you’re heading out to question the official narrative in style.
Available in 12 colors, Conspiracy Girlie is equal parts cute, cosmic, sarcastic and “I told you so”—a funny social commentary tee for skeptics, question-askers, professional side-eyers and anyone who knows that sometimes the wildest part of a conspiracy theory is how quickly it stops being one.
Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.
Details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Printed using Direct-to-Film
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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