Sorry I Thought You Were A Fed Heavyweight Unisex Tee

Satire meets social commentary in this heavyweight unisex tee that says the quiet part out loud. Sorry I Thought You Were A Fed Heavyweight Unisex Tee captures the collective side-eye of a moment where narratives shift, sources blur, and skepticism feels like self-defense. With a bold, collage-style graphic that reads like a cultural remix, this tee leans into humor as a coping mechanism—because trusting the news, activists, or causes isn’t as straightforward as it used to be.

Printed on the classic Gildan 5000, this heavyweight cotton tee delivers a structured, durable feel with a relaxed unisex fit that holds its shape wear after wear. It’s equal parts conversation starter and personal boundary, designed for people who think critically, question loudly, and aren’t afraid to wear their perspective. Available in 7 color options so you can choose your level of irony.

Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.

Details

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Printed using Direct-to-Film
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.

Disclaimers:

• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.

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