You Are the Clown in My Story Heavyweight Unisex Tee

When someone insists on playing the fool in your narrative, this tee says it all—without you having to say a word. You Are the Clown in My Story Heavyweight Unisex Tee delivers humor with a sharp edge, pairing playful circus-style typography with an open book graphic that makes the message unmistakably clear.

Printed on the dependable Gildan 5000, this heavyweight tee is made from durable 100% cotton with a structured feel that holds its shape wear after wear. The classic unisex fit makes it easy to style—tucked, layered, or worn loose—while the substantial fabric gives it that old-school tee credibility. Available in 7 color options, it’s equal parts funny, pointed, and unapologetically bold.

Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.

Details

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Printed using Direct-to-Film
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.

Disclaimers:

• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Because it's handmade for you, this requires 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day's batch for manufacturing.

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